23.7.08

失常中的冷笑话

先说明,本篇是为了写给当事人forvice87笑的,非当事人是不明的。
讲明是冷笑话,不好笑的那种~

以下是我和ex-屋友FORVICE87( 别名:PSP主人) msn里的对话。。
PART 1~ GG椰子水
forvice87 老是用GG IN MSN
Carmel :  (鼓起勇气问)what is gg? GIGI? Good Game? 99 ? gao gao?
forvice87  Handwritten instant messages cannot be displayed in your message history.(he draw some weird weird things)
Carmel :   ???  bu ming bai…
forvice87:  gg = 奸笑
Carmel :  很饱 ~gg
forvice87 :  。。。
carmel :  如此应用?hehe~~
forvice87 :  很饱会奸笑??
carmel :  是啊~~吃的是福 ~开心~~ hehe~~
forvice87 :  。。。
carmel :  。。。又是means what ler? y JB people so weird de
forvice87 :  dot dot dot
carmel :  。。。如何应用?   ?_?
forvice87 :  nanti lah, I talk to my friend, haha, important things, kau lui
carmel :  later I have to sleep with my friend, important thing too
forvice87:  haha
carmel :  kao zhai
forvice87: how u know
carmel :  u, gay de~~ hehe
forvice87:  sa po~~
carmel :  JB lao
forvice87: 。。。。。去喝你的椰水
carmel : ( close window)



Part 2~ 小心我的冷笑话~
forvice87 : 虾米冷笑话?
carmel :  example : 你很帅
forvice87 : 好冷哦
carmel :  我知道
forvice87 : 不过我喜欢哈哈哈哈
carmel : 我也是

 PART 3
以下是我和魅力男的对话。。。
Carmel is telling魅力男(别名:interior男)  about a design competition.

魅力男:  hehe
Carmel :  that is y i plan to use Jason's house that car hehe~~ can save money^^
魅力男:  haha, no wonder.. but Jason house that car not Jason de le, is the opposite house owner de
Carmel :  wuwuwu… T.T ( crying) if really cant, then ask the neighbour taking part too ~~hehe~~
魅力男:  haha~~ (swt) like that u must ask Jason ad..
Carmel :  I shy ( face red)
魅力男:  (swt again) ||| shy apa? Jason, u dono?
Carmel :  i worry if talk with him will pregnant~~ hehe~ ( face very red)
魅力男:  hahahaaaa..(seen like very za dao) wtf~~ u think he play boy till frenz also play meh
Carmel :  dont tell him i say like that
魅力男:  hahahaaaaa.
Carmel : just kidding^^ 
魅力男:  yar yar..dont worry
Carmel :  haha
魅力男:  lolx..
Carmel :  u know lar, he so geng, got a lot of radioactive~~ i scare scare~~(shy + face red liao)
魅力男:  hahaa. Use mirror la. Reflect back
Carmel : I will try..
魅力男:  lolx

No comments: